1 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:20,324 Hey. 2 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:24,241 I know you're one of my men 3 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:26,548 because I see you at briefing all the time. 4 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:30,639 Oh, yeah. See, I'm, uh, Frank Poncherello's partner. 5 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:33,990 Jon Baker! Ha ha! Sure. 6 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,470 Uh.. 7 00:00:35,513 --> 00:00:37,907 ...whatever happened to Poncherello? 8 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,517 Oh, well, that happened. 9 00:00:41,171 --> 00:00:43,347 You see, some sergeant, uh-- 10 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:45,088 Yeah? 11 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:46,394 Made him chairman of the entertainment committee 12 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:47,917 for the CHP Benefit. 13 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,136 He's out looking for stars. 14 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:50,572 Well, what happened to the stars 15 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:52,182 we had last year? 16 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:54,837 Recording dates, rehearsal, on tour. 17 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,752 I mean, you know how it is with showbiz stars. 18 00:00:56,795 --> 00:01:00,364 No, no, I don't, but I do know how it is in the highway patrol 19 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:02,540 biz, and he's supposed to be riding his beat. 20 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:05,108 Sarge, he only has a couple of days, and he's having trouble. 21 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,936 Now, give him a break, will you? 22 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:09,547 Alright, I'll give him a break. 23 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:10,940 And I'll do the same for you. 24 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:12,115 You will? 25 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:13,769 I'll ride with you myself. 26 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:15,075 [engine revving] 27 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:30,307 [pop music] 28 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:21,706 [indistinct chattering] 29 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:47,123 [saxophone music] 30 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:57,019 Whoa! 31 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,941 I'm terribly sorry. 32 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:08,073 If it weren't for me, you might have caught him. 33 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:10,685 I've seen some smash-and-grab artists around here. 34 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:13,253 amateurs, mostly, but those guys were pros. 35 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,255 Know how much I had in that wallet, over 100 bucks. 36 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:16,604 Not to mention credit cards. 37 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,301 You know, you should carry 38 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,607 those traveler's checks. 39 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:46,547 Okay, did you get that, operator? 40 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:47,939 You didn't get it? 41 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:50,333 I put...I put $1.80 in! 42 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:51,595 Yeah! 43 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,641 I put in 6 quarters and 3 dimes. 44 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:55,251 'Oh, wonderful. Okay, fine.' 45 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,513 'We'll start over. You'll give it back.' 46 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:59,342 Okay, okay. Here we, here we go! 47 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,865 Are you ready, dear? 48 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:02,911 Alright, here is a quarter. 49 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:28,240 Aah! Stop him! Stop that boy! 50 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,069 [dramatic music] 51 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,230 [engine revving] 52 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,931 Hey, lady, pull over! 53 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:08,368 You got a kid on the back! 54 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:12,720 Stop! Please stop! 55 00:06:12,763 --> 00:06:14,374 [instrumental music] 56 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,259 Hey, pull over! Hey, lady! 57 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:31,434 [car horn honking] 58 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:32,609 'Hey, pull over!' 59 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,832 Stop! Somebody! 60 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:40,791 [theme music] 61 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:21,152 Hey, you got a kid on the back! 62 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,850 [car horns honking] 63 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:25,766 Stop! 64 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:56,318 You got a kid on the back! 65 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,582 Help! 66 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:00,801 [car horn honking] 67 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,370 [music continues] 68 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,489 Hey, pull over! Pull over! 69 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:41,624 Stop! 70 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:08,782 You guys clock me? 71 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,436 I must have been doing 50 at least! 72 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,743 Yeah, well, we'll get to that in a minute. You okay? 73 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:15,745 I'm cool. What's the problem? 74 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:18,618 I'll ask the questions. You just answer them. What's your name? 75 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,620 Mark, Mark Donalds. 76 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:23,535 Here, my student ID. 77 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,973 That's alright, you had no way of knowing 78 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,539 the boy was hanging on the back of your car. 79 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:30,455 Oh, my heavens! My heart's beating like a trip hammer. 80 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,022 Well, when you feel like it, you're free to go. 81 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,676 [sighs] What I'd like to do is spank 82 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,765 the daylights out of that kid back there. 83 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,724 I understand. 84 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,769 [Jon] 'You were going too fast to let go' 85 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,858 and you were going too fast for the cars behind you to stop 86 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:43,512 'in case you spilled, they would have rolled right over you.' 87 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,079 Now you get the idea? 88 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:47,429 That's a pretty dangerous spot you're in, son. 89 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:48,691 How did it happen? 90 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:49,953 Uh, I hooked on to the back 91 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,955 of the car up on the pier 92 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:55,002 and, uh, some guy was chasing me. 93 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:56,699 I'll call for a car. 94 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,222 I want you to backtrack on this. 95 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,183 So, some guy was chasing you? 96 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:03,793 Why? What did you do? 97 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:06,578 Oh, some old lady got excited, but it was nothing. 98 00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:09,103 Look, if you're trying to put a new twist on roller-skating 99 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,757 you better stop it right here, alright? 100 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,803 I'm 12 years old. What could you do to me? 101 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:16,371 Could help you make it to 13, for openers. 102 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:26,381 Destination is Santa Monica Pier. 103 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,035 10-5, Mary 4. 104 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,516 Poncherello will meet you at the pier. 105 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,735 You should have seen that kid's expression 106 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:33,954 when he came off that bumper. 107 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,346 I mean, not a nerve showing. 108 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,479 [chuckles] Yeah, well, confidence like that 109 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,742 will take him a long way. 110 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,788 Yeah, in either direction. 111 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,268 Yeah. 112 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,183 [male 'Woman in a phone booth started yelling.' 113 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,533 'Claimed some kid tried to grab her change.' 114 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:51,319 I see. Is this kind of thing a problem around here? 115 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,234 Oh, no. It's a new one on me. 116 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,366 Okay. 117 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:01,677 Hey, Mark, your parents home? 118 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,768 Alright, get in the car, son. 119 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:06,813 We'll meet you over there, huh, bear? 120 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:07,901 Okay. 121 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,652 You're the brains of this outfit, Lita. 122 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,132 It's whatever you say. 123 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,793 I'm the brains? 124 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:33,361 You think it takes brains to grab a lousy 100 bucks? 125 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,841 What about the credit cards? 126 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,059 There are some pretty good ones here. 127 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,539 Yeah, Lita. They're worth something. 128 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,802 You bet...about, uh.. 129 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,021 ...two years a piece. 130 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,239 They go in the trash. 131 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:44,938 Okay, I'll do it. 132 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,812 Don't you two ever, uh.. 133 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,249 ...feel like you want to try something on your own? 134 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,034 What for? 135 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,036 I mean, we're doing pretty good. 136 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,299 A 100 bucks split three ways. 137 00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,779 You call that good? 138 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:02,042 Oh, come on. We just had a little bad luck. 139 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,044 That's all. 140 00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:06,046 But you'll think of somethin'. 141 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,222 Wipe off your...fingerprints 142 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,180 'wrap them in scrap paper' 143 00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:13,488 and throw them in a closed-top trash can. 144 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,229 Okay, Lita. 145 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,757 Come on, now, you know you can depend on my man Romo. 146 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,541 He'll do exactly like you said. 147 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,544 I know. 148 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,158 [knock on door] 149 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,422 I guess nobody's home. 150 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,816 So...why don't you guys just leave a note? 151 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:41,777 You live here with your parents? 152 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,257 Not exactly. 153 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,998 I'm staying here with my sister. 154 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,521 [Mark] 'Do you guys have to tell her everything?' 155 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:49,872 Yeah, everything. 156 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,918 She's the one coming up in the white pants. 157 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,053 Alright, let's go. 158 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,453 What happened? 159 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,759 - Mark, are you alright? - I'm fine. 160 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:11,154 Uh, Mark took a little skating trip on the freeway. 161 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,547 On the freeway? 162 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,983 But I don't think it was intentional. 163 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,332 [Mark] 'Are you kidding?' 164 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,334 You know how much these wheels cost? 165 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,032 I think I burned out a bearing! 166 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,642 Excuse me. I'm Frank Poncherello. 167 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:21,686 Could we talk? 168 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:24,951 My name is Bettina. 169 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,387 Oh, hi. Nice to meet you. 170 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,084 Mark, if you were my little brother 171 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,694 you'd be grounded for a month. 172 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:32,088 Everybody gets lucky sometime. 173 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:39,139 Our parents are going through a divorce. 174 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,228 Mark's staying with me until everything's settled. 175 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,533 I'm no whip-cracker 176 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:44,927 but...he's not allowed to run wild. 177 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,320 'I feed him well.' 178 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,365 And he's always in bed by ten o' clock. 179 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,411 Sounds like he's got a good home. 180 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,456 It's clean. 181 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,198 And I love him very much. 182 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,460 It's just that he's at an age 183 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,766 when he won't listen to women.. 184 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,899 ...you know, kind of a juvie-macho stage. 185 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,249 I'm gonna be the hottest eight-wheeler on the walk! 186 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,773 Then, man, I'll have it all! 187 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,470 You know what, I guess street skating 188 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,777 just wasn't around when you guys were kids. 189 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,736 No, no, no, no. That's a wrong guess. 190 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,348 You see, uh, freeway skating is a bad variation 191 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,958 besides being illegal. 192 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,395 But we won't see you again, will we, huh? 193 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,789 Okay, okay, can I split now? 194 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:24,140 I want you home for supper, and no excuses. 195 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,712 Thanks. 196 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:31,887 Okay? 197 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,154 'You guys made a big hit.' 198 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,329 He doesn't say thanks even 199 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,983 when I give him lessons. 200 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,289 What kind of lessons? 201 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,378 We teach skating, roller disco. 202 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,249 You'd be surprised how many important people 203 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,772 have taken it up. 204 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,775 Oh, do you have any, uh, celebrity students? 205 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,734 Sure, lots of them. 206 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,344 Have you girls heard about.. 207 00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,085 ..."Skate with the stars".. 208 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,391 ...charity spectacular? 209 00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,741 Well, sure. We've seen the posters. 210 00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,090 Oh, well, uh.. 211 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,092 ...I'm entertainment chairman. 212 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,746 And I got a couple openings. 213 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,182 Maybe some of your students might like 214 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,488 a chance to show their stuff, uh.. 215 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,403 Maybe some name entertainers too 216 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,362 and, you, you'd really be helping a needy, needy cause. 217 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:15,061 Well, some of our pupils are giving demonstrations 218 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,758 at the Venice Pavilion. 219 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,020 Why don't you come on by? 220 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,891 Hey, yeah. I'd love to. Sure. 221 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,023 [chuckles] Great! 222 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,503 Great! We'll see you then. 223 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,070 - Alright, have a good day. - Okay! Bye-bye. 224 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,512 You know what I might do? 225 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,470 Take roller disco lessons. 226 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,168 What are you, a mind reader? 227 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:38,736 Hey, my pet rock could have figured that out. 228 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:39,868 [chuckles] 229 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,525 [theme music] 230 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:14,903 Okay, let's try it out. 231 00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,165 Carlin.. 232 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,819 ...are you sure you wanna do this? 233 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:20,387 Look, it's a neck-for-a-neck. Try it out! 234 00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:27,916 Okay, down! 235 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,052 [whirring] 236 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:42,800 Up! 237 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,066 [whirring] 238 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,727 Those pneumatic shocks work just great. 239 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,555 [laughing] 240 00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,991 The next guy that tailgates me 241 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:02,298 is in for a big surprise! 242 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:05,214 Hey, come on, let's give it a try. 243 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,477 Look, just don't stand there. Open the gate, huh? 244 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,874 [engine starts] 245 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:35,201 Yeah, Jimmy's going over his...promos now, Merv. 246 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:40,641 Yeah. Oh, no! He'd love to do your show. Yeah! 247 00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:43,165 Tell him I do a great sleepwalking act. 248 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,298 [sighs] Yeah, well, I thought he could, you know 249 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,996 talk about his promos and, uh, do a couple songs. 250 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,303 Look, I'm telling you, Frankie, there's no way! 251 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,522 Oh, yeah, yeah. He really gets off doing your show. 252 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,742 Yeah, Merv. Yeah, yeah, great. 253 00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,831 Yeah, looking forward to seeing you. Bye. 254 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,572 What are you trying to do, ruin my credibility? 255 00:18:58,615 --> 00:18:59,921 I mean I've worked long and hard 256 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,401 in these arrangements, you knew that! 257 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,185 I don't care what I knew. 258 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:06,014 One more talk show could put me away. I'm exhausted! 259 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:15,197 [sighing] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, maybe you're right. 260 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,418 I think we're...both coming down with a little jet lag. 261 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,202 Look, I'm not indestructible. 262 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,552 My manager-agent should know that most of all. 263 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,206 I'm not indestructible! 264 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,338 [telephone buzzing] 265 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:27,688 Hello! 266 00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:32,127 Oh, uh, hi, Mike. I'm sorry. I was just going to call you. 267 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,521 'Yeah, Jimmy's really high on doing your show.' 268 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,826 'Yeah, Thursday's fine.' 269 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:39,134 Yeah, right. See you. 270 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,701 Well, after this tour and we're caught up 271 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,007 on our financial commitments maybe we can, uh 272 00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:44,487 talk about a rest, okay? 273 00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:48,012 Jimmy? 274 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,492 Jimmy, are you listening to me? 275 00:19:56,673 --> 00:20:00,024 - How's your neck? - Lousy, just like always. 276 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,417 Well, I thought by now your, your neck 277 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:02,723 would be feeling a little bit better. 278 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:03,985 [chuckles] Oh, yeah? 279 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,029 Well, I got only half 280 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,292 the settlement I deserved! 281 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,554 It only took us a couple of weeks 282 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,425 to spend it, remember? 283 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,079 Sorry I asked. 284 00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:14,256 [car horn honking] 285 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,344 Hey, hey, hey. 286 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,216 Check out that limo behind us. 287 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:22,960 What about him? 288 00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,833 You see the look he's giving my...wheels, huh? 289 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:28,183 I mean, it's just like we were nothing, right? 290 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,706 Boy, you got good eyes. 291 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,666 Look, it's been Jimmy and me from the day one. 292 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:35,321 If I said he's going to do it, he's going to do it, okay? 293 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:38,193 Okay, okay, I'll let you hear from the big man himself. 294 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,370 'Jimmy.' 295 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,764 Jimmy? 296 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,288 Look, I'll get back to you, okay? 297 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,289 Jimmy? 298 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:52,555 [car horn honking] 299 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,557 Okay, Mr. Tailgater. 300 00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:59,083 [whirring] 301 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,650 [honking] 302 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,609 [laughing] 303 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,267 [laughing] 304 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,446 [tires screeching] 305 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,336 Ha ha! Did you see that? 306 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,599 Was that beautiful? Huh? Ha ha! 307 00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:38,645 What if there's somebody dead back there? 308 00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:42,736 If it was that tailgater, who cares? Ha ha! 309 00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:46,914 [engine revving] 310 00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:58,186 LA 15, 7 Mary 3. 311 00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:01,276 'Multiple 11-83 Ventura West of Joseph Avenue.' 312 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,583 Roll 11-41 and paramedics. 313 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,238 You just stay in your car while we get 314 00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:08,370 this thing sorted out, sir. 315 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:09,850 Incredible! 316 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:12,461 Sparks everywhere. I, I couldn't see. 317 00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:14,507 Sparks? Like from a dragging muffler? 318 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:15,682 Worse, much worse. 319 00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:17,379 Never saw anything like it! 320 00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:19,250 Alright, listen, I'm gonna wanna a statement from you, sir. 321 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:20,817 - You just stay here, alright? - Yes. 322 00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:22,558 Help! Help! Mayday! 323 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,084 The medics are on their way. Just take it easy, sir. 324 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:28,564 Take it easy? Take it easy? You know who this is? 325 00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:31,132 This is Jimmy Tyler! 326 00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:32,699 - Tyler, the rock star? - Yeah. 327 00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:34,657 I want him to have the finest medical attention. 328 00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,398 He'll get it. 329 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:37,704 Just don't move him. 330 00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:48,454 Mr. Balford. 331 00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:50,630 Oh, give it to me straight, doc. 332 00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:51,674 I mean, how is he? 333 00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:53,894 Well, fortunately, he was asleep 334 00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:56,679 and completely relaxed when the accident happened. 335 00:22:56,723 --> 00:22:58,899 If there's a mark on him, I can't find it. 336 00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:00,248 Ah, that's great, doc. 337 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:02,511 I mean...I mean, that's really great. 338 00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,208 May I help you gentlemen? 339 00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:06,820 - We'd like to see Mr. Tyler. - Oh, just routine. 340 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,735 For the accident report, okay? 341 00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:09,997 If you can keep him awake 342 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,607 I can see no reason why not. 343 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:21,487 Mr. Tyler, uh, I'm Jon Baker. 344 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:22,966 I'm sorry to bother you, but, uh-- 345 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,707 Hey, don't worry about it. I'm cool. 346 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,492 I'm Frank Poncherello. How's it going? 347 00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:28,319 Going? Don't say that around here. 348 00:23:28,363 --> 00:23:30,800 Because I'm not going anywhere. 349 00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:32,280 Who's that? 350 00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:34,935 Uh, the doctor said you were alright. 351 00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:36,850 Not even a little bruise or anything. 352 00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:40,462 Oh, well, it's Frank Balford, my manager. 353 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,464 Didn't recognize him without his whip. 354 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,858 Look, how about a truce till these gentlemen leave, okay? 355 00:23:44,901 --> 00:23:46,512 As a rule, he's attached 356 00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:49,253 to the phone always making promises about me. 357 00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:50,472 Well, if I wasn't, you'd still be singing 358 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,039 to the pigeons in Central Park. 359 00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:53,954 And loving every minute of it. 360 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,477 You better understand that 361 00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:57,436 because there's going to be some changes. 362 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:01,483 Hey, look, uh, we'll let you get some rest. 363 00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:02,745 We'll talk to you later, alright? 364 00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:04,138 'Rest? With him around?' 365 00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,227 Are you joking? You guys stay. 366 00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:07,358 Let him leave. 367 00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:12,102 Yeah, well, I-I just might do that. 368 00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:14,757 And I don't need this from you. 369 00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:16,019 [Jimmy] 'Okay, go ahead.' 370 00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:17,978 'Go back to booking carnival acts!' 371 00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:20,241 Go ahead. Take a hike. 372 00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:29,859 Hey, I'm...sorry about that. 373 00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,208 We connected on one hit song. 374 00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:33,036 He's been on my back ever since. 375 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,777 Um, it's not about business 376 00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:37,867 but, uh, we thought he was worried about you. 377 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,782 Ha ha! You kidding? 378 00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:42,916 In the last six months I've written 11 hit songs 379 00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:45,005 done two albums and produced them. 380 00:24:45,048 --> 00:24:48,574 'And I just came off a 23 city concert tour in the last month.' 381 00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:50,314 'Now, I got to start thinking of new material' 382 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:52,012 'for the next recording session.' 383 00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,404 And what does he want me to do? 384 00:24:53,448 --> 00:24:54,623 He wants me to do four talk shows 385 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:56,277 in the next two days. 386 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,148 And what is he worried about? 387 00:24:58,192 --> 00:24:59,541 He's worried about me getting to New York 388 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:02,370 on time the next day. 389 00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:04,154 [sighs] If I were dead, he'd have something to do 390 00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:05,852 before I went into the box. 391 00:25:05,895 --> 00:25:09,333 Now, look, Mr. Tyler, about the accident.. 392 00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:10,552 Was anyone hurt? 393 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:11,901 No, not seriously. 394 00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,642 Do you remember anything? 395 00:25:13,686 --> 00:25:15,644 Nothing. I slept right through it. 396 00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:17,820 Okay, listen, why don't we check you later 397 00:25:17,864 --> 00:25:20,214 in case, uh, something comes back? 398 00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:22,825 Hey, weren't you the two that helped me out? 399 00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:25,698 Uh, yeah. I'm one of your biggest fans. 400 00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,047 Got all your records. 401 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,439 If there's anything I can do 402 00:25:28,483 --> 00:25:30,572 to help you guys out, say thank you. 403 00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,574 Well, do you, do you roller-skate? 404 00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:35,577 - Yeah. Why? - Uh, it's just a question. 405 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,144 Better let him get some rest, huh, Ponch? 406 00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:38,624 - Alright. - Catch you later. 407 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:40,234 - See you later. - Later. 408 00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:45,979 Listen, give the guy a break, would you? 409 00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:47,589 He's flat on his back. 410 00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,635 Oh, Jon, Jon! 411 00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:52,072 I don't think you understand show business. 412 00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:56,990 I don't suppose that Jimmy thought of thanking you guys. 413 00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:59,514 I just want to tell you...I'm really grateful. 414 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,951 Oh, that's okay, Mr. Balford. 415 00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:04,301 Uh, could I talk to you for a minute? 416 00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:05,607 Yeah, sure. 417 00:26:05,651 --> 00:26:07,348 Uh, excuse me. I'll wait outside. 418 00:26:08,305 --> 00:26:10,003 Jimmy in there.. 419 00:26:10,046 --> 00:26:12,614 ...he said that if there was anything that he could do-- 420 00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:15,269 Well, that goes for both of us. 421 00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:17,663 Well, sir, it just so happens.. 422 00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:20,753 ...I'm in a kind of a bind. 423 00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:23,190 I need stars, celebrities 424 00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:25,322 for a very big benefit show. 425 00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,586 Celebrities? Hey, celebrities, I know 'em all. 426 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,979 I mean, I know what they had for breakfast! 427 00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:31,938 I've had a lot of celebrities sign with me. 428 00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:34,114 I need Jimmy Tyler like the mumps! 429 00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:36,551 Here, take my card. Call me tomorrow morning. 430 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,814 I'll give you celebrities out the ears. 431 00:26:38,858 --> 00:26:40,511 Oh, wow. Thanks, Mr. Balford. 432 00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:42,688 Um, but it would really be great 433 00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:44,298 to have Jimmy there too. 434 00:26:44,341 --> 00:26:47,083 I'm sorry. That's out of my hands. 435 00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:49,520 Hey, listen, whether you know it or not 436 00:26:49,564 --> 00:26:52,132 you're still in emotional shock from the accident. 437 00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:53,873 Jimmy's just plain beat out. 438 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,265 Yeah, well, I couldn't care less. 439 00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:56,702 'Oh, come on, Mr. Balford.' 440 00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:58,268 You were so worried when we got here. 441 00:26:58,312 --> 00:26:59,618 You were sweating bullets. 442 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,489 Well, when you've been with someone 443 00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:02,664 as long as I've been with him 444 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:04,623 I, I mean, he's been with me-- 445 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,667 'You've been together, right?' 446 00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:07,974 In business, on tour. 447 00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:10,629 Together you've had a dozen hit records. 448 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:14,589 Yeah. I produced the first song he ever wrote. 449 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:15,895 "Give in." 450 00:27:15,938 --> 00:27:18,637 You know that? 451 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,336 Ah, well, that's, uh, that's what brought us together. 452 00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:23,816 It used to mean something to him. 453 00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:26,819 Maybe it still does, Mr. Balford. 454 00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:29,648 Uh, if you walk away, you may never know. 455 00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:33,956 I'll call you, okay? 456 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,349 [intense music] 457 00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:49,189 [instrumental music] 458 00:28:37,628 --> 00:28:38,760 - Oh, hi! - Hi! 459 00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,379 Oh, she's sensational. 460 00:28:49,423 --> 00:28:51,207 We thought you might like her for your show. 461 00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:53,862 Oh, and we got a maybe from Anthony Muscory. 462 00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:56,996 He's the cellist with he Oxnard string quartet. 463 00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:58,214 Terrific. 464 00:28:58,258 --> 00:28:59,781 What other stars do you have? 465 00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:03,132 Uh, well, I, I got a list 466 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:04,525 of really top-name celebrities 467 00:29:04,568 --> 00:29:06,527 from a very big talent agent. 468 00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:08,659 And I haven't had time to contact them yet 469 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:10,749 but, uh, everything's looking fantastic. 470 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,446 - Oh, good. - Great! 471 00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:16,580 [pop music] 472 00:29:35,469 --> 00:29:38,124 Hey, six-dollar. Come on, come on! Time is money. 473 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:40,387 Have a nice day. Yellow will look great on you. 474 00:29:44,434 --> 00:29:46,262 Okay, go. Go! 475 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,571 Four big ones. Come on. How, how, how, how! 476 00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:51,877 Don't crowd. Don't crowd. 477 00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,367 That's new this year. 478 00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:07,109 Send your sister. That's seven bucks. 479 00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:09,720 [male 'Be sure and, hey, send your mother, okay?' 480 00:30:09,764 --> 00:30:11,853 Okay, have a good day. 481 00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:13,855 Hey, police! Stop him! 482 00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:15,465 'Hey, stop that guy!' 483 00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:22,516 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 484 00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:25,258 [man screaming] 485 00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:26,781 [dramatic music] 486 00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:52,676 Well, I got a good look at him. 487 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,722 Yeah, me, too, from behind. 488 00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:57,507 You know something? You guys sure got dumped. 489 00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:03,862 Now, what do we do for an encore, huh? 490 00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:11,739 Uh, Bonnie, six more skate clubs 491 00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:14,220 sponsoring entrants to the beauty contest. 492 00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:23,490 Okay, crime fighters, let's settle down. 493 00:31:26,014 --> 00:31:28,234 I have here some accident reports 494 00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:30,845 involving a 1970 green Chevy Sedan. 495 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,978 That's been raising Cain on the freeways. 496 00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:35,937 Now, this vehicle's rear end is equipped 497 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:38,113 with hydraulics. 498 00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:40,942 And there's a skid plate that's welded to the frame. 499 00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:42,465 Now, the rear end can be lowered 500 00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:43,727 so that the skid plate makes 501 00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:45,816 contact with the surface. 502 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:48,776 The result can look like the fourth of July. 503 00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:50,952 It's identical to a stunt Boulevard Cruisers 504 00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:52,693 used to pull a few years back. 505 00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:54,913 In fact, we used to call them skidders. 506 00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:58,220 Now, this particular skidder has lowered its skid plate 507 00:31:58,264 --> 00:32:00,179 on a couple of automobiles 508 00:32:00,222 --> 00:32:02,529 and victimized some motorcyclists too. 509 00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:05,575 Caused one multiple TC...with injuries. 510 00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:11,103 Now, witnesses place two males in the car. 511 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:13,148 Now, what motivates them we don't know. 512 00:32:14,671 --> 00:32:17,109 So if you see 'em, use caution. 513 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,675 Let's get them off the road. 514 00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:19,981 'Okay, that's it.' 515 00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:25,769 Oh, Poncherello! 516 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:30,644 LAPD copied in a couple of smash-and-grab reports 517 00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:32,385 in the Venice area, I put them in your boxes. 518 00:32:32,428 --> 00:32:34,735 - Oh, I'll get them! - Uh, Frank, here! 519 00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:37,564 I'd like a list of the performers for the benefit. 520 00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:39,261 We're running out of time. 521 00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:41,655 Hey, you want performers? 522 00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:44,179 Check this out. 523 00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:46,268 Those are performers, sarge. 524 00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:48,140 And I got an angle on skating stars. 525 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:49,315 Hey! 526 00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:52,666 I'm impressed. 527 00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:54,624 Hey, would I ever let you down, sarge, huh? 528 00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,759 Oh, uh...does he, he really have 529 00:32:58,802 --> 00:33:00,543 all those stars lined up? 530 00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:04,417 Oh, yeah. He's...he's just finalizing. 531 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:05,548 Oh. 532 00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,377 Finalizing. 533 00:33:24,132 --> 00:33:26,656 Make a left and go right, then go.. 534 00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:37,015 Say. 535 00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:41,454 - You live around here? - Yeah, pretty close. Why? 536 00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:44,109 Well, maybe you can help me. I got a big problem. 537 00:33:44,152 --> 00:33:45,806 Well, how big is your problem, officer? 538 00:33:45,849 --> 00:33:48,722 Well, my partner and I, we don't know Beverly Hills. 539 00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:50,506 And we're looking for stars, celebrities 540 00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:53,292 to appear at a CHP Benefit for charity. 541 00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:55,946 Hey, listen, we're always happy to help the police. 542 00:33:55,990 --> 00:33:57,731 Alright, well, first thing I'm looking for 543 00:33:57,774 --> 00:33:59,950 an...emcee type, you know? 544 00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:03,128 Uh, Regis Philbin, Army Archerd. 545 00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:05,043 Ha ha! Well, personally, I like-- 546 00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:07,001 Does Michael Landon live here? 547 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,916 I thought you were looking for an emcee type. 548 00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:10,396 What do you bet he's moved? 549 00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:14,400 Probably. That map's over 20 years old. 550 00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:16,837 Listen, I got a great idea for an emcee. 551 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,100 Or James Garner, you know, he'd be great. 552 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:20,232 Does he live here? 553 00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:22,930 No. That...I'm sure of. 554 00:34:22,973 --> 00:34:26,238 Oh, well, that's too bad. My partner Jon and I-- 555 00:34:26,281 --> 00:34:27,282 'Wait a minute.' 556 00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:30,285 You got a partner named Jon? 557 00:34:30,329 --> 00:34:32,113 - Right. - Ha ha ha! 558 00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:34,507 I've had a partner named John for years. 559 00:34:35,943 --> 00:34:38,206 Jon and I have been together...a long time. 560 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:39,860 Don't know what I'd do without him. 561 00:34:39,903 --> 00:34:42,210 Yeah, I know the feeling. 562 00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:44,343 Does your partner... he ride a motorcycle? 563 00:34:44,386 --> 00:34:45,866 No, but if he hasn't 564 00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:48,129 it's the only thing he's overlooked. 565 00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:49,565 I appreciate your help. 566 00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:50,784 Okay. 567 00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:55,789 Officer.. 568 00:34:55,832 --> 00:34:56,964 ...is that your partner? 569 00:34:59,401 --> 00:35:00,489 Yeah. 570 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:01,534 [chuckles] Well.. 571 00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:03,057 ...your troubles are over. 572 00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:04,885 How's that? 573 00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:07,627 Well, here's.. 574 00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:08,758 ...Johnny! 575 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,674 Hey, aren't you.. 576 00:35:11,718 --> 00:35:13,111 Ed McMahon? 577 00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:29,910 Jimmy? 578 00:35:33,783 --> 00:35:34,828 Jimmy? 579 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,615 - I'm supposed to be resting. - So rest! 580 00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:41,051 Well, how do you expect me to rest 581 00:35:41,095 --> 00:35:43,271 with you hovering over me like a vampire? 582 00:35:44,316 --> 00:35:46,144 Oh, I'm sorry. 583 00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:48,320 I was just trying to make sure you were alright. 584 00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:50,278 Why? Am I supposed to do "The Tonight Show?" 585 00:35:50,322 --> 00:35:51,845 Hey, what's really wrong? 586 00:35:51,888 --> 00:35:53,107 I'm tired! 587 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,630 So you've been working hard. 588 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:56,197 Oh, you've noticed! 589 00:35:56,241 --> 00:35:59,418 Yeah, I noticed. I noticed. 590 00:35:59,461 --> 00:36:01,637 Didn't think anybody ever noticed me. 591 00:36:01,681 --> 00:36:03,683 Every time you step in front of that spotlight 592 00:36:03,726 --> 00:36:05,424 I spend days setting up things 593 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:07,469 going over hundreds of details. 594 00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:09,863 Look, I've heard this speech before a thousand times 595 00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:11,212 and every time I hear it 596 00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:13,562 I always end up feeling guilty, really! 597 00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:15,521 Maybe I should be pacing and you should be resting. 598 00:36:15,564 --> 00:36:16,957 Look, we made an agreement. 599 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,133 I mean, it's supposed to be a two-man operation. 600 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,613 And you were going to handle all the music 601 00:36:20,656 --> 00:36:22,005 and I was gonna handle all the arrangements. 602 00:36:22,049 --> 00:36:24,225 I mean, it worked pretty good so far. 603 00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:27,228 Yeah, great agreement. You're tired and I'm exhausted. 604 00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:29,796 Yeah. When we first met, you were exhausted with failure. 605 00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:32,538 When I met you, you had some drunk juggler 606 00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:34,627 'and you were thinking about selling real estate!' 607 00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:36,498 That's the nature of the business! 608 00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:37,673 It's a high energy drain. 609 00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:40,807 I mean, valleys and peaks.. 610 00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:42,287 Are you saying a couple of days rest 611 00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:43,636 is going to ruin my career? 612 00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:44,898 Wrong, wrong, wrong. Go ahead and rest. 613 00:36:44,941 --> 00:36:47,553 Go ahead and rest, okay? 614 00:36:47,596 --> 00:36:49,381 I'll have to shade this to the press. 615 00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:51,383 I'm tired! 616 00:36:51,426 --> 00:36:54,255 - Why can't we tell the truth? - Are you kidding? 617 00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:56,866 Do you know what this is gonna look like in the trades? 618 00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:59,434 "Rock star snaps under pressure." 619 00:36:59,478 --> 00:37:02,394 '"Tries to make comeback in intensive care ward?"' 620 00:37:02,437 --> 00:37:04,309 And worse than that they 621 00:37:04,352 --> 00:37:06,049 won't mention your name at all. 622 00:37:06,093 --> 00:37:09,009 Look, you're trying to lay this guilt trip on me again. 623 00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:11,533 As if without you I'd become an overnight flop. 624 00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:13,840 Would you be realistic? Rock stars burn out. 625 00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:15,363 I mean, you gotta make it while you can! 626 00:37:15,407 --> 00:37:17,757 I'm making it. I read about it in the papers! 627 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,237 I read about the concert grosses. 628 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,281 I read about the gold records. 629 00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:21,848 But where's the money? 630 00:37:21,891 --> 00:37:24,198 I try to explain the financial statements to you. 631 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,895 Oh, right, as if a dummy rock star's 632 00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:27,810 supposed to do anything but read music. 633 00:37:27,854 --> 00:37:29,943 Well, maybe I should do an outside audit. 634 00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:32,032 [stammering] Hey, what's wrong? 635 00:37:32,075 --> 00:37:33,816 Do you think I'm stealing from you? 636 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,992 Well, then an outside audit shouldn't bother you. 637 00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:38,038 - It's done a lot. - Yeah, but not with us. 638 00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:39,692 Go ahead! Go ahead, okay? Go ahead! Look at everything. 639 00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:42,303 Yeah! Look at everything! Look at the promos. 640 00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:44,827 And look at the record dates! Look at everything! 641 00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:46,655 Good! I want to see all the books! 642 00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:48,309 Go ahead! Everything's in the office! 643 00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:49,789 Well, then I'll send for 'em! 644 00:37:49,832 --> 00:37:52,052 Yeah, well, my conscience is clear. 645 00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:54,576 I can leave you where I found you, nowhere! 646 00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:56,796 I've had it. That's it! I don't need you! 647 00:37:56,839 --> 00:38:00,234 I can handle my own affairs! Cancel all the contracts! 648 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,062 Yeah? We didn't have a contract. 649 00:38:02,105 --> 00:38:03,281 We did it all with a handshake. 650 00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:05,283 Well, then cancel the handshake! 651 00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,550 [door closes] 652 00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:22,996 Brian, look, bring my Ferrari 653 00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:25,607 to the hospital parking lot right now. 654 00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:27,696 Right, and leave the keys over the visor. 655 00:38:37,793 --> 00:38:39,317 [engine revving] 656 00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:06,665 Hey, you know who that is? 657 00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:07,883 Jimmy Tyler. 658 00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:10,582 - You know. - Is he alright? 659 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:12,714 'He's lucid, rational, and coordinated' 660 00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:15,413 but...I found him parked there crying. 661 00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,023 Mind if I talk to him, Grossie? 662 00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:18,328 No. Take over if you want. 663 00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:20,113 Jon seems to understand him. 664 00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:22,420 Excuse me. 665 00:40:31,472 --> 00:40:32,952 Jimmy. 666 00:40:32,995 --> 00:40:35,258 Want to tell me about it? 667 00:40:35,302 --> 00:40:37,043 I don't. 668 00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:39,262 It's confusion in my head. 669 00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:43,658 I was trying to work things out. 670 00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:46,922 Realized I was driving like an idiot. 671 00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:48,794 So I pulled over. 672 00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:50,491 Where were you going? 673 00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:52,319 That's the part I didn't work out. 674 00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:55,540 I was just trying to get away from Balford. 675 00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:58,020 From everything. 676 00:41:00,283 --> 00:41:02,634 There's got to be someplace. 677 00:41:02,677 --> 00:41:04,418 Listen, uh. 678 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,593 Are you okay to drive? 679 00:41:05,637 --> 00:41:07,682 That's the part I worked out. 680 00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:10,380 Okay, why don't you follow Ponch and me, alright? 681 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,624 Hey, just pull it in there and lock it. 682 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,244 You're really a soft touch, Jon, you know? 683 00:41:48,288 --> 00:41:50,943 Oh, come on. The guy's tired, he's wrung out. 684 00:41:50,986 --> 00:41:52,553 I'm letting him use my apartment. 685 00:41:57,471 --> 00:41:58,733 This is alright. 686 00:42:01,562 --> 00:42:03,042 Listen, uh, if you're hungry 687 00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:05,348 the kitchen's pretty well stocked. 688 00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:08,917 And the bathroom is right back here, on the right. 689 00:42:08,961 --> 00:42:10,919 Right here. 690 00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:12,573 'If you want to take a shower' 691 00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:14,575 'the towels are right up here in the closet.' 692 00:42:14,619 --> 00:42:17,404 And I don't know what time I'll be home tonight 693 00:42:17,447 --> 00:42:19,841 'so the bed's yours, I don't want to wake you up.' 694 00:42:19,885 --> 00:42:20,929 Uh, Jon? 695 00:42:20,973 --> 00:42:22,931 Yeah? 696 00:42:22,975 --> 00:42:24,585 I wouldn't worry about it. 697 00:42:29,372 --> 00:42:30,548 [chuckles] 698 00:42:33,681 --> 00:42:35,204 [pop music] 699 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,322 Hey, Lita, how do you get these wheels to come out? 700 00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:55,415 Hey, that's neat. Let me try that. 701 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:57,069 It's not a toy. 702 00:43:57,112 --> 00:44:00,115 The idea is, I can walk into a place and skate out. 703 00:44:01,421 --> 00:44:04,119 It comes in threes, here. 704 00:44:04,163 --> 00:44:06,818 Plus we have chains. Very feminine. 705 00:44:08,471 --> 00:44:09,777 Excuse me a moment, please. 706 00:44:09,821 --> 00:44:10,952 Certainly. 707 00:44:28,404 --> 00:44:30,189 Every caper she thinks of is more dangerous 708 00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:31,581 than the one before. 709 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:33,409 Wish we'd never taught her how to skate. 710 00:44:33,453 --> 00:44:35,890 Yeah, but working on skates was her idea, Ty. 711 00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:37,544 Yeah, after she met us. 712 00:44:39,111 --> 00:44:40,852 Yeah, well, maybe we can make this big score today 713 00:44:40,895 --> 00:44:42,157 and blow this town, huh? 714 00:44:43,245 --> 00:44:44,769 Yeah, maybe. 715 00:45:09,141 --> 00:45:11,491 Could I look at the pendant again, please? 716 00:45:11,534 --> 00:45:12,710 Of course. 717 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:19,064 It's beautiful. 718 00:45:24,634 --> 00:45:26,158 [dramatic music] 719 00:45:28,421 --> 00:45:30,684 [female 'Hey, somebody stop her!' 720 00:45:31,467 --> 00:45:33,078 Stop her! 721 00:45:35,515 --> 00:45:36,951 [woman on radio] 'All units vicinity Venice' 722 00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:38,910 'a smash-and-grab 2-11, just occurred' 723 00:45:38,953 --> 00:45:41,434 'at Fields Discount Jewellery, Pacific Avenue.' 724 00:45:43,523 --> 00:45:46,091 [dramatic music] 725 00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:54,099 Fuzz. Go! 726 00:46:06,807 --> 00:46:09,027 [music continues] 727 00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:19,010 Back it up! 728 00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:22,317 [music continues] 729 00:48:01,052 --> 00:48:03,315 [theme music]